Batfxxx

 

 Starring: Madelyn Marie, Tory Lane, Phoenix Marie, Lexi Belle, Krissy Lynn, Andy San Dimas, Mason Moore

With the awe-inspiring The Dark Knight released a few years back and the rise of porn parodies, it was only a matter of time before a Batman porno came out. It did not take long as Bluebird Films recently released Batfxxx. You may be asking what the three X's stand for. Well, the actual title is Batfuck, but it is listed as "Batfxxx" on the cover and in the news.

Remember, Mr. His' paragraphs are BLUE and Mrs. Hers' are GREEN.

Considering the commercial and critical success of “The Dark Knight,” it’s no surprise that the adult film industry attempts to capitalize on it with films such as “Batf***.” No ambiguity in that title; it features the defender of “Gothard” city and six orgy scenes. C’mon, couldn’t they have come up with something a little more inventive?

I love that one of Catwoman's assistants slips and says "Gotham City." I wonder if DC Comics or Warner Brothers will sue, lol. This is a porn. "Gothard City" sounds like a parody of Gotham that the Animaniacs would have visited. While the shots overlooking Gothard are green-screened, I do actually like them as they fit right in for a Batman skin flick.

The film opens with the Jo-Kerr plotting on how to best cause mayhem in Gothard, and we see him use his “laughing gas” on a charter bus full of scantily clad women. It turns out this gas makes everyone who gets a whiff incredibly horny, prompting them to start sucking the closest cock, although we aren’t made aware of this “side effect” until a bit later. In fact, the first surgically altered tit isn’t shown until about 11 and a half minutes in, when we see our masked hero engaged in relations with two (very) grateful flight attendants.

Waiting 11 minutes to see a booby is too long for me and Batman's alter-ego, Bruce Wayne, is not in the video at all. Batfxxx should have started with Deuce Wang (Great porn name of Bruce Wayne, I believe) banging some expensive floozy in a penthouse overlooking the city. Jo-Kerr is not half-bad, but his "sex spray" is as obvious as having Clark Kent be impotent while Superman possesses the ability to fuck forever.

If you enjoy orgies, you may like this movie. It has potential, but falls short; the orgies are little more than different people in different attire. No use of interesting props and very uninspired scenarios. This film could have taken advantage of the dark nature of the movie it borrows from: maybe some bondage and some rough sex. I mean, Catwoman has a whip but never uses it in a kinky way…There are some arousing moments, certainly, but after seeing the same sex you walk away from this movie craving a little variety; and variety, after all, is the spice of life.

Catwoman is the hottest person in Batfxxx. A lot of the other actresses are blonde and generic. Tory Lane does play Poison Ivy and her "fuck me" attitude is decent. With all of these orgies going on, there are no double penetrations at all, which I find odd. My favorite scene for comedy purposes is the Two-Face sex scene. His makeup mirrors that of The Dark Knight's counterpart so much that it comes off as being very surreal. Hardcore Batman fans that have been wanting a Batman porn to wank to will certainly like it.

Rating:

Mildly Arousing